Arlington, TN Mayor Russell Wiseman on his Facebook page
Arlington mayor fires at Obama online» The Commercial Appeal, Memphis
He went on to add:
“you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different……..”
Merry Christmas, everybody.
I’m 5 stars away from my first 50 star tweet. wanna help me make it happen my homies?
I was gonna star this yesterday, but I had just starred Bez’ Boscov’s tweet and didn’t wanna seem like I was coming on too strong.
Plus, I was more than a little putout that it totally blew the fourth tweet in my heroically witty “IQ” series, “What is it about a dry handjob in a Phillips 66 men’s room toilet stall that lowers the average human IQ by half?” which would have catapulted me to sween-like status and unleashed the brilliant phrase “dry handjob” upon the world.
But yeah, whatevs. Fuck it now. Star.
reblogged from callmebez
Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina.
(via theremina)
What’s that you say? I’m afraid I cun’t hear yoh God I’m so sorry.
“BUY! BUY! SELL! You’re fired! I’m afraid it’s bad news, you have cancer! I’ve been shot! That’s preposterous! Meet me in the conference room!”
“Honey? It’s Johnathan! You’ll never guess where I’m calling from. I said you’ll never guess where I’m calling from! I said, YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I’M CALLING FROM! Oh, for God’s sake. PUT THE PHONE NEXT TO YOUR VAGINA!
reblogged from weselec
Do you have to talk directly into her vagina? I think you have to talk directly into her vagina.
(via theremina)
What’s that you say? I’m afraid I cun’t hear yoh God I’m so sorry.
reblogged from everythinginthesky
It's 27 degrees outside and our heat is out.
Here’s the good news:
- 8oz 2% milk
- 1 shot Kahlua
- 1/2 shot Jameson
Pour contents into small saucepan over med-high heat; stir constantly with wooden spoon until top begins to foam. Taste; scald tongue. Go sit in front of the space heater. Check out some Tumblr. Enjoy.
I don’t have a name for this shockingly delicious toddy just yet, mostly cos it’s too cold to be creative.
Suggestions?
Hotel For Dogs
Him: What is this schlock?
Her: Hotel For Dogs.
Him: Ugh. Jesus.
Her: What.
Him: Please?
Her: What?
Him: Please not Hotel For Dogs?
Her: It’s cute. And it’s almost over.
Him: Uuuuggggghhh.
Her: There’s Don Cheadle. You like Don Cheadle!
Him: No. That’s not Don Cheadle. The eyes. Look at the eyes.
Her: What?
Him: That’s not Don Cheadle. It was Don Cheadle.
Her: …
Him: He’s dead, Jim.
Her: You’re an idiot.
Pac Rock.
The sheer balls.
Oh, Fred Sanford, you're positively inCORRigible!
