Spam That I Cannot Begin to Understand
FROM: Donald Anderson TO: Jim SUBJECT: Adult Protective Services & Dayton Pounds Jim, I got a phone call from Adult Protective Services, Mr. Larry Higbey, tel 425 339 3856. He had visited the Trlr Ct and interviewed Dayton Pounds. He did not find the TC manager, having gone upstairs above the laundry looking for a manager. (I had told them where you lived and given them your...
Welcome to the whimsical world of my gourd masks!– The Internet
Hey, I Have an Idea... →
Let’s find a huge group of bitter, jaded, anti-establishment creative types and come up with a way to make money off them without their permission. What could possibly go wrong? (I mean besides instantly pissing off every person you’d hoped to sell your idea to?)
Note: I just did a tumblr on this, but after taking a second look, I decided to add it here as well. I’m still getting a feel for how to separate Stuff for Over There, and Stuff I Feel Okay…
If you can read this... →
Then I’m not a complete idiot. Check out the new URL. www.sloganeerist.com Hell, yes. I’m a branded man. So don’t forget update your bookmarks, your links, your favorites and your delicious-es…
Test Market-Only Girl Scout Cookie Varieties →
Turncoats Barnacles Benchwarmers Double Chocolate Chip Fudge with Real Metal Shavings Yammers Reacharounds
Angry Czeck for President →
Oh, here’s something. Did I mention this? I can’t remember. I know this dude who’s running for president. I told you that, right? Yeah. It’s been a month since my agitated pal The Angry Czeck—the…
Platinum Plus Action Auction →
Thanks to Bridgman for finding this at-first-mildly-amusing, then-kind-of-gross, then-suddenly-really-fucking-gross, then-finally-really-funny auction page from our former Memphis…
Sarah Palin is Already a Grandmother →
I normally try to dog-paddle my way clear of the deep and choppy political end of the pool, but my old buddy TB seems to have figured something out.