January 2009
19 posts
“Flocks of birds and aviation are natural enemies.”
– NBC’s Brian Williams
diamonddave →
I like to ask it questions that David Lee Roth would answer “Yes, I am” to, then click “Yeeeeesssss I Aaaaaammmm.”
“I can’t insult anyone anymore…It’s almost ruined my life.”
– Groucho Marx, in “A Better Sort of Insult” by Dick Cavett (via nickdouglas)
Mysterious Ways in Which the Lord Works (on... →
Hey. Wow. It looks like McSweeney’s done published up something I did. I haven’t really mentioned it before, but they have some other stuff of mine. I wanted to tell you about it, but I could never…
Build me a cabin in Utah.
Marry me a wife, catch rainbow trout.
Have a bunch of kids who call me Pa.
That must be what it’s all about.
-Bob Dylan Sign On the Window
