October 2009
48 posts
Droppin' my motherfuckin' science on y'all.
You know how eating really spicy pho makes your nose runny? Yah. Well, you know what makes your nose even more runny?
Coughlaughing really spicy pho out through your nose. Along with a piece of cilantro.
In fact, the average spicy pho-filled nose has been measured at 132,377% more runny than the standard attached-to-a-pho-eating-face nose.
Is anybody here into Star Trek? Cos in pure Outer...
gordonshumway:
Elvis Costello: “Welcome to the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Lynyrd Skynyrd (52)
The Jam (46)
Roy Acuff (42)
Kris Kristofferson (36)
Todd Rundgren (26)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Y'all need to take a look in the mirror.
Listen up.
We all got our red pandas. You heard me. You got yours. I got mine. Everybody from Mother Teresa, to taxicab drivers, to male nurses, to Mike Nesmith’s mom who invented Liquid Paper, to taxicab drivers. They all got red pandas. And so do you. Some say it’s what separates us from the computers.
I got a red panda of my own. It’s Alan Alda. That’s right. That...
MEATHEAD: What did they call you in school? ARCHIE: Different things. MEATHEAD: Tell me, what did they call you in school? ARCHIE: Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we didn’t have no money because my father lost his job. We was all bust. And I wore out a shoe. One shoe. So I couldn’t go to school with only one shoe. But my mother found a boot. So I had a shoe on...
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No less than fifty-five of the people following...
Sleep tight.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Tom Waits (38)
13th Floor Elevators (35)
The Smiths (34)
The Lemonheads (24)
David Bowie (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
When I was 17 I was pretty much in love with this...
She was mysterious. And 20.
I worked in electronics, pretending to know a lot about stereos and VCRs and Monster cable and Sony Walkmans. I guess maybe I did know a lot about them. At least I knew more than the people I sold them to. But to be fair, those people were stupid.
She worked in jewelry, like I told you, and was usually stationed at Counter D, which held the shitty Cross pens and...
Save Balloon Kid.
I don’t know who’s playing trumpet out there, but I do know this: It is not a trumpet player.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11) →
Guided by Voices (61)
Booker T. & The MG’s (57)
The Carter Family (48)
Teenage Fanclub (30)
Van Halen (19)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Whoa!
Stephen Colbert is interviewing the guy from Mountain Goats!
Also, Oprah named Love In the Time of Cholera her book of the year, like, at some point within the last few years!
Teenage Fanclub, Cells
Who can take a minor...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-4) →
Pavement (76)
Sloan (66)
Oranger (50)
The Rolling Stones (33)
The Only Ones (33)
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4 (Four)
According to expert Beano Cook, that’s the over/under on how many times that guy from The Decemberists will see Where The Wild Things Are in its first week.
You know what this generation needs?
More men named Connie.
