Films renamed for the one scene for which they...
samhey: “Eastern Promises” renamed “Butt Naked Knife Fight.” What a slow goddamn film. What a bitchin scene. Tell me yours. Great game. Diner renamed Mickey Rourke’s Dong in a Popcorn Box The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training renamed Let Them Play! Home Alone renamed Me Masturbating to Daniel Stern Alone in the Dark
Whenever you feel bad watching that part of a movie where an innocent bartender gets whacked for witnessing a mob hit, don’t. Instead, think about this guy. Imagine it’s him eatin’ lead for mixing this abomination. This is not an “Old Fashioned Cocktail”. This is an affront to good and decent cocktails everywhere. This is a fucking criminal act. Jesus H. Christ in...
The first 1:31 of this episode is the best manporn ever made.
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Match the name for the slow-ass foursome in front...
__ Look at these fucking _____________________ . __ What kind of _______________ don’t wait and let you play through? __ Can you believe these inbred ____________________ ? __ Oh, my God. Have these __________________ ever even been on a golf course? __ Take your time. Captain Pussy and the _______________ haven’t even teed off yet. __...
Yeah, well, whatever.
Fuck you, Kansas.
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EXT NIGHT: A Parking Lot
Little Boy: It smells like poo poo dog brains. Dad: Where do y’all wanna go eat? Little Boy: … Little Girl: … Dad: Huh? Little Girl: McDonald’s? Little Boy: Yeah! Dad: No, y’all had McDonald’s last night. We’re not going to McDonald’s tonight. Little Boy: … Little Girl: … Dad: Where else? Little Girl: Burger King? ...
I played golf with three old men. I out-drove them on almost every hole. Every one of them beat me. Old men are wise. Someday I’ll be wise. Now I’m going to eat pizza at a bowling alley.
Y'all know what happened to the Pope when he went...
Popeye whooped his fuckin’ ass.
Otis Redding, Pain In My Heart
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Is there a more tasteful guitar solo in hair metal history than C.C. Deville’s beautifully understated turn in “Every Rose Has Its Thorn?”
Aldo Nova, Fantasy
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