Lemme show y’all how we roll in this family.
Long time no see, Murfreesboro.
Or should I say, Murfreesbrah? Haha. Yeah. Listen. Murf. Murftown. M-ville. Murfree. Mu. Where do y’all keep your homeless folks? Nevermind. Just give them this message for me: “free leftover pizza, Comfort Suites parking lot.” It’s in that part of town that isn’t too proud to sport a Red Robin. The one where the liquor stores are called “Wine &...
What's up, Nashvegas?
Your “Pie In The Sky” pizza restaurant isn’t so good. But you know what? You’ve got spunk. And I like that. No, not that kind of spuNO NO NO NOT ON MY PIZZuhhhh. Jesus Christ. Check, please.
People are gonna say a bunch of stuff about J.D....
And all the stuff about Catcher In The Rye changing their lives, and Holden Caulfield being their hero, and all that subtle Zen shit shaping the way they think, that all applies to me too, and yes, I’ve come to accept how cliche’ I sound when droning on about the same teen-angsty, Caulfield-worshipping, I’m-a-fucking-outcast bullshit you’ve all heard a billion times. So to...
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU SUCK
samhey: luckyshirt: So I know nobody pays attention to stars now. Well, I’m nobody. I still love seeing who likes what on favstar, and how what I like compares to what a large group likes. Sorry, but it’s interesting. Some people like doing taxes, so I feel pretty good knowing you’ll roll them and throw them in a dumpster before you come after me. So because I like looking at stars, I’m...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Led Zeppelin (58) R.E.M. (40) The Rolling Stones (39) Pete Ham (21) Dinosaur Jr. (18) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
757 Buchanon, Little Osaka, San Francisco Do you people even read my Tumblr? I was trapped in a freezer upstairs in one of these apartments for several hours, flogged without mercy, and subjected to three forced viewings of Gremlins, all by that woman in the shadows. THANKS FOR NOT RESCUING ME. Whatever. Don’t bother calling the authorities now. I was able to bargain my way out. With...
You sons of bitches.
I arrived at San Francisco International Airport late Thursday afternoon with the intention of hooking up with some longtime Twitter friends, grabbing a couple beers, and making my way to the Hotel Vertigo to rest up for a weekend of fun. That was three days ago. In that time, and beginning no more that 15 minutes after deboarding Northwest Flight 262 direct from Memphis, I have been drugged...
where am i
Where do you fucking hippies keep the good, medical-grade peyote?
Who else fits with the theme?
kellydeal: sloganeerist: AC/DC The Replacements The Bee Gees INXS The Stooges Split Enz The Kinks The Beach Boys Styx Van Halen Kings of Leon Your Mom. Kellydeal is right again. My mom did indeed have brothers.
Who else fits with the theme?
AC/DC The Replacements The Bee Gees INXS The Stooges Split Enz The Kinks The Beach Boys Styx Van Halen Kings of Leon
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Big Star (139) The Beatles (81) The Ramones (57) Bruce Springsteen (53) Leonard Cohen (51) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oranger - Tree Bent Gun Maybe I’ve posted...
INT DAY - THE MILLENNIUM FALCON (yes, again)
Luke: But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see. How’m I supposed to fight? (muffled laughter) Ben: Your eyes can, um, deceive you. Don’t trust them! (muffled laughter) Luke: Don’t trust my eyes? Ben: Yeah. No. Stretch out with your feelings. Luke: Stretch my what? (muffled laughter) Ben: You know. Your feelings. Just… like, feel it! Luke: But...
I know I'm in the minority here.
But I’ve always been the kind of person who feels like cuddling with bunnies under a strawberry rainbow is vastly preferable to getting poked in the eye with a jagged, flaming, shit-covered stick. I’m well aware that most people would call this kind of thinking “different”, or “nerdy”, or “contrary”, or “artistic”, or...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Jellyfish (122) My Morning Jacket (64) Dave Edmunds (61) Al Green (52) Elvis Presley (49) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
They replaced my beef patty with a veggie patty… FOR FREE!!! And, plus, also, additionally, at no extra charge, GAVE ME BACON AGAIN. AMERICA = WIN!
Mmmmm, veggie burger.
Except they brought it with a beef patty instead of veggie patty, and then put a slab of bacon on it, just in case the beef patty had totally swayed me back into Meatville instead if completely pissing me off. Also, FUCK THIS CITY.
jasonpermenter: 11:49 a.m. San Francisco, lasted about 6 seconds. No more than a II on the Mercali Scale. SHUT UP I WAS A VOLCANOLOGIST. UPDATE: “The magnitude 3.8 event occurred 10 km (6 miles) ENE of Milpitas, CA.” (37.478N, 121.794W). Sweet. The Trumangian Prophecy. It nears.
Just testing a theory.
Elvis Motherfucking Presley.