January 2011
25 posts
December 2010
25 posts
"Dr. Elton John"
I don’t know if that’s the name of this piano bar guy, but it should REALLY be the name of this piano bar guy.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Grateful Dead (33)
Led Zeppelin (32)
Al Green (27)
Stereolab (23)
The Undertones (22)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
1 tag
Coaches Kevin and Frank Address Their 13 & Under...
Coach Kevin: Let’s get our trash. Let’s get our trash out of the dugout and grab a seat out here. Whose blue Powerade? Whose glove is this? Let’s get it out. Come on. Okay, listen up. Let’s everybody get in here because I want to say something. Jordan, put the bag down and take a seat. Shelby, Taylor M, Taylor D, set the cooler down and get in here. Just set it down. I have to be honest, I’m...
IF YOU DON'T LIKE VAGUELY THREATENING REACTIONARY...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
R.E.M. (64)
Paul Collins’ Beat (63)
The Who (62)
Elliott Smith (51)
Chuck Berry (49)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The attendee who agreed to speak off the record came in with an eye to buying...
– Brand Auction for Meister Brau, Handi-Wrap, Braniff - Advertising Age
I think we’ll look back on this as the precise moment in history when hipster irony became indistinguishable from actual irony.
How we’ll laugh!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
The Jam (46)
The Zutons (30)
The Allman Brothers Band (27)
Crowded House (25)
Elvis Costello & The Attractions (20)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My daughter has a tattoo and quotes Otis Redding...
If y’all need me I’ll be over here shitting my adult diaper.
1 tag
Crazy Kinds of Soup!
Baloney and Peanuts!
Tuna!
Leather Chowder!
Cream of Butt!
A Bunch of Old DVDs With Corn!
I SURVIVED TUMBLDOWN 2010
TumblrTheThird: Goal. Goal. Goal. →
tbmimsthethird:
Kid One played defense for five years. She was a workhorse. She was as nasty and brutal on the field as she was sweet and demure off. For those five seasons, she stopped a thousand goals and never scored one.
A couple of years ago, a new coach moved her to stopper. Then he moved her to center…
Best fucking sports story I read all year.
I Am A Terrible Father
Teen: We’re allowed to wear a Christmas sweater tomorrow.
Me: What kind of sweater is that? Like a bad one?
Teen: Yeah. Like Bill Cosby style.
Me: Hm. I don’t really have any of those. What about like a Halloween sweater? Would you get sent home for that?
Teen: Yes. Probably. Yes.
Me: You want it then?
Teen: I guess.