Is it time to play golf again yet?
They will continue to re-evaluate McCoy, at halftime. Until then, they’re...– ABC’s Sideline Reporter, Apparently a Former Miss Teen USA Contestant
DONALD Wherefore thou playest not at ninepins on Saturday, Sir Walter? ...– Two Gentlemen of Lebowski Oh yes. Oh yes yes yes. (via fancycwabs) Holy SHIT. What makes this so great is not that somebody did it. But that somebody did it better than I would ever have thought possible. This is fantastic. BLANCHE Let us soak him in the commode, so as to turn his head. ...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-3) →
The Small Faces (41) Stereolab (32) The Pogues (18) Jason Falkner (17) Chris Bell (15) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Combine over ice in a shaker: - 1.5 shot Vodka - 1 teaspoon or so Absinthe - Juice of half a lemon - A half shot simple syrup - A few cut-up mint leaves Stir that shit real good. Real good. Soak that mint. Mmm. Yeah. That’s it. Meanwhilst, smash up some ice in a metal coffee tumbler using the business end of a metal garlic mincer. Put your smashed up ice in a medium Zombie glass. ...
Swashbuckler (1976) Stop acting like this never happened.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Harlan T. Bobo (46) The Beatles (41) The Records (34) Love Ghost (32) Band of Horses (27) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 40 of 2009
Inspired by adamisacson’s Top 40 of 2009 List, here’s mine, according to last.fm. Only difference: Mine isn’t limited to 2009-only releases. I don’t even think I own forty of those. Hell, I don’t think I own twenty. It’s hard to count records like The Conet Project on equal footing, because the crazy number of short tracks skews the numbers, making me look...
Single Malt Scotch + Doritos
You’d think it wouldn’t work, I know. But if you get past that thinking, really work at it, really push through that attitude, there’s a point at which you start thinking, “Hey. Hey, hold on a second. Now hold on just one second. You know what? This might actually work. Yes. Yes. This really could work.” But it doesn’t work. It doesn’t work at all....
1982 NFC Championship
On NFL Network (or whatever it’s called) right now. Oh, precious bedridden Baby Jeezy in a Bill Belichick Flashdance sweatshirt, it’s a Kristmist miracle. So beautiful. Your broadcast team: Vin Scully and Hank Stram — the 80s NFL TV equivalent of Dylan Thomas and Lou Costello. When this game happened, I’d only recently turned 12 years old, and was watching on a B&W...