jessabelle2o7 asked: Do you ever regret that time you left me stranded with the really tall couple at that crab shack in Boston? I mean -- do you ever even think about it? Do you ever recount the quizzical expression on my slightly drunk little-girl-lost face as I stood on that damp curb, my eyes silently pleading to you, who was comfortably seated in a spacious taxicab? You, staring back at me like a chimp...
thememegeneration asked: Settle a bet, would you? My dog and I are having a disagreement on just how handsome you are.
texburgher asked: What do you have against Bushmills and industrialism?
You like asking shit, huh.
Okay. But you ain’t gonna like it.
Gene Lamont runs over Jim Leyland's foot with golf... →
You guys, baseball is here!
Eating homemade pizza and drinking homemade ginger...
How’s your Wednesday night? And its vagina?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
The Replacements (82) Cheap Trick (80) Them (50) The Tom Collins (34) Flamin’ Groovies (27) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Me: Do you think it’s okay to use a teeny-tiny bit of bleach to sanitize this bottle? Her: To make your ginger ale in? Me: Yeah. Her: It’s probably fine, I guess, as long as you rinse it out like… (pause) like nobody’s business. Me: Um. Okay. Thanks, Woman From The 1920s. Her: Shut the hell up.
bdix: Holy smokes! The Cigarette Girl opening credits that I art directed have been accepted at the SXSW Title Sequence Design Competition and will be publicly screened and judged at the festival. This guy.
Hockey Names I Made Up Just Now
Brian Ferrierenbrunner Rick LeMoustachier Keith Linderhannon Bob LaFleurenkessler Marty McFlyrgeron Chris Conklin Martin De La Soul Ty Winnebago
Things my wife says during hockey.
“Look at all that red.” “Who’s stick is that?” “He sounds like an announcer from the ’40s.” “Ooooh.” “Aw, man.” “Mm.” (snoring)
A List of Great Canadian Bands
Rush Triumph Neil Young & Crazy Horse Arcade Fire Nickelback The Guess Who Glass Tiger The Diodes Bad Company Joy Division Jimmy Eat World Crash Test Dummies Heart J. Geils Band Hot Hot Heat Mountain Goats The Band Midnight Oil Men Without Hats Marvin Gaye Rod Stewart Stereolab The Doors Quarterflash Boston Miles Davis...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-14) →
Syd Barrett (46) Big Star (42) Weezer (38) The Allman Brothers Band (28) The Black Keys (25) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Trumang - Yahoo! Answers →
I must say, I don’t feel very qualified to be a pop star. I don’t think I’m a...– Bono, 1987 Wherein he all but calls himself Jesus. For Sloganeerist, who is apparently just now coming around to what the rest of the world has known for … well, since 1987 at least. Bono is cartoon. (via patrickdanger) I’ve always known he’s a cartoon. I think even he knows...
Our grandads had wicker bars and poker chips and...
We have this. Just this. And the liquor. I envy them. But I expect they would us, too.
Blood and Chocolate is an Elvis Costello record. Bono is a self-caricature who doesn’t deserve to wash Costello’s balls with a silken Thomas the Train Engine bath cloth. Now I’m really upset. Seriously. I always defended Bono, despite, you know, BONO. But now? Now? Fuck. FUCK. You know what? I’ll just say it. Bono = Jethro Tull Yeah. Jethro Tull. The band. Not an...
“You were writing Blood and Chocolate… or whatever it was.” —Bono, directly to Elvis Costello, unwittingly justifying his own eventual death by being shot in the face by, I dunno, Jesus, anyone. Fuck you, Bono. Twat. Die.
Just won 1st place/cash money in Pub Quiz.
Thank God thirty of the answers involved my mom, and the last one involved Aaron Burr, hydrogen, my dick, and your dad’s face.
I have Pub Quiz in like an hour and I haven't read...
Quick. And for real. Gimme some trivia answers based on recent news, along the lines of “The Super Bowl this Sunday beat the MASH Finale in ratings to become #1 all-time.” What’d I miss?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-7) →
The Velvet Underground (54) Todd Rundgren (54) Uncle Tupelo (46) Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (42) Wilson Pickett (37) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I can't participate in the handwritten crib notes...
Unfortunately, the only text on my body is an old tattoo I got in the Navy: “Welcome to Unbelievably Beautiful and Fabulous Pascagoula, Mississippi!” I’d post a photo, but the 120-point Futura Bold is kinda dated, plus, it’s considered bad form to post picture of your penis.