July 2010
55 posts
Names Said By A Guy Who Sucks At The Game "Change...
Welcome Cock, Kotter
Leave It Cock Beaver
Cock Times
Cock Acres
Simon & Cock
Murder, She Cock
Third Rock Cock The Sun
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June 2010
48 posts
“OH HEY WELCOME BACK HOW WAS YOUR VACATION LOOK THERE’S THIS NEW SOFTWARE...”
– iMac
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Two fabulous rounds of golf at a championship course. A few hours pulling rainbows out of a blue ribbon trout stream. A few more up to my waist in America’s only National River, flycasting fruitlessly to smallmouth before tossing my rod ashore and swimming for the rest of the day. Then…
Boom. I got stung by a hornet while drying off in some bushes on the river bank.
It was hard to...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Pixies (118)
Crowded House (52)
The Stooges (32)
Hoodoo Gurus (19)
The Weeks (17)
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Guided By Voices
“Exit Flagger”...
Customer Comments
Sometimes, if you close your eyes real tight, and concentrate real hard, you can create a tiny spark inside your heart that can grow and grow and grow until it finally bursts forth in an electric dandelion of orange-yellow fire that illuminates every dim corner of the world.
So do us all a favor. Keep your fucking eyes open.
Speaking of which.
Is Will Arnett and Jason Bateman's dumbdumb.com a... →
Ugh. This is really too bad, though I can’t fault the two guys for doing it. God knows I’m familiar with the act of convincing yourself that you have a brilliant, groundbreaking marketing concept—so much so that you can’t visualize the inevitable, wince-inducing results.
Even just reading this I found myself getting excited about the idea. Then I watched it. Everything...
“If the success of your drink relies on the quality of your pomegranate juice, I...”
– Seoulbrother, American Drink | Grenadine
Blam.
1 tag
I hated LCD Soundsystem the first time.
When it was called “all that keyboardy bullshit my friends listened to in the 80s.”
Either I'm totally high...
Or weselec and rommiej just delivered the most fantastic one-two punch in the history of Tumblr.
I’m going outside to gather my thoughts.
Songs we've never done at band practice, but did...
Good Girls Don’t - The Knack Overkill - Men At Work Girls Talk - Elvis Costello/Dave Edmunds Magic - The Cars (I shit you not) Watching The Wheels - John Lennon (Bass player claims we’ve done this before, but bass player is Canadian) Is There a Ghost - Band of Horses Teenage FBI - Guided By Voices Glad Girls - Guided By Voices Tell Her No - The Zombies
The great thing about being in...
Quick, somebody misquote John Kruk.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-6) →
The Tom Collins (81)
Sam Cooke (54)
Coconut Records (22)
Paul Collins Beat (14)
The Jam (11)
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Now that saxophone player from Lost Boys is up...
What?
DOMGiana Ross!
She’s doing that Phil Collins song you guys!
There's a Wikipedia page for "Germans"
I mean, seriously. Come on.
Chores
H: I’m saving this beer next to the sink.
M: Okay?
H: I’m just telling you.
M: Alright… but..? Okay.
H: What?
M: Why are you telling me that?
H: Because I don’t want you to throw it out.
M: Why would I do that?
H: Because you might be cleaning up.
M: Because I might be what?
H: Because you might be…
M: …
H: …
M: Exactly.
H:...
I just joined the Tea Party.
Two Things:
It ain’t what you think.
I’m the president of it.
There’s four things.
It’s in my pants.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-30) →
The Records (43)
Small Faces (41)
Bob Dylan (40)
Matthew Sweet (34)
The Jayhawks (17)
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