August 2010
46 posts
It sounds sappy but I don't care.
We’re all Internet friends here, and as far as I’m concerned we don’t say this kind of stuff enough. So here goes.
Listen guys, if I ever post a photo from my phone and you can see my reflection and there’s a guy standing behind me with a knife? The best way to reach me is through my gmail.
"PS. He wore a glass eye."
There is such a big difference between awesome and...
How am I only just now realizing this? I should start paying attention to words more.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-22) →
The Rolling Stones (136)
Bob Dylan (34)
Guided by Voices (33)
Teenage Fanclub (24)
Pixies (23)
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If you ever want to play golf with me, just call and ask, “Hey, what time you playin’?”
You will receive one of three responses:
Oh, here in a few, I reckon.
Aw dude, I’m playing right now.
My head was severed last night.
More to come on this, like, at some point later.
But had to tell somebody that I just left a pretty willy-nilly-yet awesome whiskey tasting with some friends that included:
Eagle Rare 10 Year Bourbon
Buffalo Trace Bourbon
Sazerac Rye
Old Overholt Rye
Bulleit Bourbon
Basil Hayden Bourbon
George Dickel TN Whiskey
Knob Creek Bourbon
Prichard’s Bourbon
John L. Sullivan Irish Whiskey
Rolling Rock (Yes, the beer. What, I don’t...
"I Got Double-Bossied by @kellydeal!"®
Hank Azaria has the most incredible range in the...
I really do mean that as a compliment.
But still.
Don’t tell him I said it.
Teenage Fanclub “Start Again” Songs From Northern...
Lost Arcade Classics!
Meteor Explosion!
Castle Adventure!
Moon Fight!
Battle Squad 2135!
One-on-One Football!
Car Racing!
Space Attack!
Legend Quest!
Fire!
Karate Man!
Laser Force!
How do you make one side of your brain stop...
I’ve seen some impersonators in my time, but this Emotion motherfucker is good. Has Logic’s voice down and everything. Knows all the facial tics, the vocal inflections, the mannerisms.
If a guy wasn’t paying close enough attention? Like maybe he’s had a couple beers and he’s hanging with some friendies and feeling pretty good? Why, that Emotion side of his own brain...
As long as there are social networks, there will...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-15) →
Glen Campbell (46)
INXS (38)
AC/DC (30)
Flat Duo Jets (23)
George Jones (20)
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“I have no need for a protocol droid.”
– Uncle Owen, inadvertently inventing the best way ever to tell a nerd to stop talking
Yep. That's the Tuesday night bar for me.
One where the 5-foot-tall, 60-year-old barkeep looks up from Wheel Of Fortune, perches her Salem 100 on the corner of an ashtray, and without speaking, slides me an icy Shiner Bock.
Love, or, How To Get Away with Constantly Making...
H: (anger)
M: What? You’re like an endless source of comedy. I would be a fool not to utilize that.
H: (anger)
M: What would I be without your antics?
H: About half as popular.
M: I know, because… you complete me.
H: (non-anger)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-8) →
Badfinger (40)
Creeper Lagoon (24)
The Broken West (22)
Graham Parker (21)
Camera Obscura (16)
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Yes, I know it's not even a mullet.
That’s why it’s so good.
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-CHOOOOOO!
hurtling:
“Jesus,” she said. “You have the most violent sneeze I’ve ever heard.”
Violent? I thought about it. In general I’m a quiet guy, but my sneezes are loud. Ridiculously loud. It’s like I suddenly have a wall of Marshall Stacks behind me, blasting my tracheal convulsions off the walls and assaulting every human auditory canal in their path. Come to think of it, I may be the J. Mascis of...
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Considered posting another teaser for my next...
(via weselec)
Want.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-1) →
Joy Division (20)
Crowded House (10)
John Coltrane (6)
Miles Davis (5)
Jelly Roll Morton (3)
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