January 2011
25 posts
The History of Humanity According to Discovery's...
It wasn’t bread that inspired Mesopotamians to plant barley… IT WAS BEER! It wasn’t milk that Pasteur was trying to make safer… IT WAS BEER! It wasn’t gasoline that fueled the first combustion engine… IT WAS BEER! It wasn’t science that first attracted man to the moon… IT WAS BEER! It wasn’t Lincoln who freed the slaves… IT WAS...
Jan 31st
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I'm calling y'all out: Hairdryer Photography...
Oops, I just won.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Brian Jonestown Massacre (77) The Boys (57) Brendan Benson (48) Chuck Berry (45) Thievery Corporation (36) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 28th
That's not what I'm saying and you know it.
The 70s were the height of special effects wizardry. You think they couldn’t have fixed that vomit? Hell, Lucas could’ve turned that bear vomit into a talking robot waiter with a few waves of his hand, and the vomit would have won Best Supporting Actor. Stop being selfish.
Jan 25th
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God here come the waterworks.
Look, Shane. I’m SORRY. Okay? I humbly apologize… that you aren’t familiar with even the most fundamental rules of action-television editing. MY BAD.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Thievery Corporation (106) Boards of Canada (82) The Rolling Stones (55) Big Star (38) The Beatles (24) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 22nd
Y'all are lucky Tumblr's audio upload limit is...
Otherwise I would be Isaac Hayesing all over your asses right now.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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It works better when you replace "cooked for...
“Everything you cooked for dinner was wrong.” What should I have cooked differently? “How would I know? YOU’RE THE CHEF.”
Jan 20th
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Jan 17th
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ListenI’m sure you’ve read/heard all the...
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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In Which John Steinbeck Spends His Life Trying To... →
everythinginthesky: There are no new stories and I wouldn’t like them if there were. This article on the letters and correspondence of John Steinbeck is an insight into the man’s loves and opinions, especially when it came to his writing. Everything, too, seems to be starkly, beautifully phrased. The man leaked prose. I also think it’s pretty great he called Hitchcock a “middle-class snob.” ...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-9) →
Big Star (85) Thievery Corporation (74) Elliott Smith (17) Chris Bell (16) Broken Bells (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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“It wasn’t until Ringwald’s preteen years which her radio and movie career began...”
– Some kind of crazy-ass translated Molly Ringwald biography or some shit
Jan 8th
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Black Swan Review
She’s crazy, I love her! Ew, she’s CRAZY! Poor crazy thing, love her! Ew, fuck HER. Nut! Aw, booboo. So lovably crazy! No! Yes! What! Okay! Don’t! Why! Genius! The Wrestler!
Jan 6th
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The year was 2010!
On Earth Day, off the coast of Texas, Deepwater Horizon explodes into the largest oil spill in world history. Congress overturns the U.S. Military’s controversial “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy. Actor Corey Haim/Gary Coleman passes away from unknown (LOL) causes. That whole Icelandic volcano thing goes down. And all over the good old US of A, rich people...
Jan 1st
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