March 2011
32 posts
February 2011
38 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-27) →
Talking Heads (74)
Superchunk (45)
Beck (37)
Dinosaur Jr. (19)
Pavement (14)
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Am I supposed to delete Instagram or just hate...
Or both? It’s both, right?
LMK
Movie box descriptions and the pictures in my head...
“Touching and tender.” = Sissy Spacek on a horse with Clint Eastwood
“Mindbending!” = 12 Monkeys but with Paul Williams as Bruce Willis and it takes place in the Cube
“Cerebral.” = Eyeroll
“Raunchy.” = John Waters farting next to the coach lady from Porky’s II while somebody grabs my testicles and goes “Muuhhrraaahhhh”
...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-13) →
The Rolling Stones (57)
Charlie Feathers (39)
Brendan Benson (35)
Animal Collective (20)
The Smashing Pumpkins (13)
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Polenta Cake
H: Do you want me to heat up that polenta cake with some of your marinara?
M: So you can eat it off my CHEST?
H: …
M: …
H: …
M: I don’t know why I said that.
“At his vise, he was a meticulous, artistic tier, and spent many additional hours...”
– Remembering Pat Crow : The New Yorker
John McPhee remembers a friend, editor, and fellow flyfisherman.
Bort Flancrest and his tumblr of crap →
That game The Sims is pretty cool.
Today I built a wall around my wife in the kitchen, shagged two of the neighbours, invited myself around some blokes house used his toilet then left, quit my job, spent all my money on microwaves and put them in the garden, planted tree’s around the microwaves, turned the telly around 180 Degrees, met a gay bloke and shagged him aswell, got rid of the...
Dan Harmon Poops: Sometimes, in the morning, you... →
danharmon:
Sometimes, in the morning, you stumble onto a morning kids’ show you’ve never seen before and will never see again, something on some cable network called VooVoo or NickNack, something about incredibly non-iconic chickens or squirrels or human babies or something, and they’re barely doing anything, they’re literally just hanging out, not chasing anything or blowing anything up or...
Remember when we used to make things?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-6) →
Superchunk (37)
Green Day (34)
Grateful Dead (31)
Silversun Pickups (30)
The xx (23)
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GET A FUCKING TORNADO YA SNOWPUSSIES
