Seriously, who gets PAID to write THIS sentence?
“As a valued AT&T customer, you may upgrade today at a higher price than what we can offer you on the (later) date listed below, along with a 2-year commitment and an $18 upgrade fee.”
It’s a fortunate I’m not any more “valued” as a customer than I already am, otherwise my offers might also include a “Special Bonus Fistfucking”, or an exclusive “Gold Rewards Bucket of Piss Over the Head”, or maybe even a nice “No-Worry, No-Hassle, Bareknuckled Punch in the Cock.”
Ya pricks.
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