Fake Ivy

H: If we ever move into a house with open-top cabinets in the kitchen, and I put fake ivy up there, will you shoot me?

M: Sure. Absolutely.

H: Thank you.

M: …

H: …

M: Will you remind me?

Notes

  1. redcloud said: Aim for the head, just like with (other) zombies.
  2. tbmimsthethird said: DON’T FORGET TO PAINT GRAPES AND CORNUCOPIAS ABOVE THE CABINETS ON THE WALL BEHIND THE IVY.
  3. sloganeerist posted this